Cows and Governments.
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Cows and Governments FEUDALISM: You own two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You own two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You own two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need. You and the ex-chicken farmers die of thirst or hunger. FASCISM: You own two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You own two cows. Your...

