I usually get woken up from my peaceful slumber the annoying sound of a badly tuned radio, with a loud northern women shouting in her scoucer accent 'its mornin!'.
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I usually get woken up from my peaceful slumber the annoying sound of a badly tuned radio, with a loud northern women shouting in her scoucer accent 'its mornin!'. In a vain attempt to shut her up I try to reach across to turn her off. This results in me falling out of bed, this is when it dawns on me, I have to get up. I then proceed to amble my way like a large monkey with my arms touching the ground to the shower. As I have two elder brothers and a mum and dad, they have all had showers and are ready to tackle the day ahead, so this means the shower is the temperature of Ann Robinson's icy stare on a bad day. The only good point that I can fathom from this would be that it does wake me up and get me...


