Dear Thora Hird,Congratulations on getting the part of Doris in our forthcoming production of "Cream Cracker Under The Settee".

... 32 Holdenn St Star Studios Hollywood 12 Rengte Lane Farson Willoton WE1 456 Dear Thora Hird, Congratulations on getting the part of Doris in our forthcoming production of "Cream Cracker Under The Settee". As mentioned before you will be playing the role of Doris, a seventy-something independent women who is subversive in her desire to be kept in her home and receiving threats about being sent to Stafford House by her home helper, Zulema. Doris finds Zulema patronising because of her comments, but being a proud women she passes them off with sarcastic remarks, "They don't put people in Stafford House just for running round with the Ewbank." Doris says this when Zulema threatens to send her to Stafford House. Doris is over obsessed with cleanliness and accuses Zulema of only "half-dusting". Some props and clothes to be included are an old settee, wedding photos, various other living room furniture, a cream cracker and a broken photo of

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