This House believes that Men are better than Shampoo
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This House believes that Men are better than Shampoo Perhaps the subject for my talk is peculiar. Possibly weird. One could even refer to it as being eccentric. But there is definitely a reason behind it. And though you might still consider it to be bizarre by the end, I hope you enjoy it. Shampoo is obviously much better than men. Why? you may ask. Well, for many reasons. Too many reasons in fact to fit into this talk. A few dubious faces, I can see. Shampoo has been a great friend to almost all of us. There may be a few exceptions, of course. Especially if people are allergic to it. But when comparing it to men, well, just think about this: When looking for a shampoo, you walk into a supermarket and head directly for the aisle with shampoo in it, don't you? When looking for a man, you just do...


