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Rewritten Copy Of The Introduction Of My AutobiographyThe Birth
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Rewritten Copy Of The Introduction Of My Autobiography The Birth The most convivial and euphoric moment in the life of a begetter is the birth of their small dividend. The whole ménage are in a state of intense excitement, constantly queuing up in front of the hospital bed to see the "Darling little buttercup" and perhaps hold her in their arms to kiss and cherish, whilst both grandmothers and grandfathers, along with the uncles and aunts, nephews and nieces are crowding around the baby thinking, 'Oh, so cute.' However, for the baby the most abhorrent, atrocious and awful moment is being born. Why does no one understand that we babies have the right to live wherever we wish? We prefer life inside our mother's womb, because there it has the perfect temperature for a baby's habitat and it is cosy and unquestionably comfortable, because we do not have to breathe...
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